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老公搞笑的语录

发布时间 2019-09-15 11:19:08 阅读数: 1 作者:

他常常会趴在我肚子上问我。

老公跟着一起进去,

他激动得连说话声音都不一样了。

怀孕已经17周了,老公也越来越搞笑;宝宝怎么没反应?他还活着吗?记得有一次做B超;当看到屏幕上宝宝在动时,当看到宝宝那根长长的脊椎时;他居然兴奋:

还有尾巴啊!我老公要和宝宝说话。宝宝你好!每天只说三句。我是好人!我让我老公唱歌给宝宝听,我是你爸爸。他居然唱,我们是害虫,现在宝宝动作大了;每天睡觉前有时可以看到肚皮明显的滚一动。老公看到总是很紧张。说宝宝。你在干嘛,不要动了。然后摸一摸肚:

左敲敲右敲敲说:

快睡觉;如果哪天没动?他又很紧张。你动一下呀!宝宝4个月以后,他就趴在我肚皮上对宝宝用很像大灰狼的语调说:我喊老公给儿子做胎教。"蛋一蛋你赶快给我睡觉,我老公听我说了胎教的重要一性一之后一本正经地对宝:

"我每次和老公发嗲,

不然爸爸打你屁屁"这叫什么胎教啊?"宝宝;我是爸爸,今天我们要讲的主题是看电视,现在开始看电视。你要安静点哦!踢你一。

老公就贴着肚皮对宝宝说:我每次跟老公说:宝宝又在踢我了。他就会很认真地说:等他出来我踢他,帮你报仇。他都睡得特别快,还有我每次躺着让他数胎动,真是催眠的好!

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